I just found two of my most favorite Btvs/SGA crossover fics so I am posting them here to share with all of you. Both stories set in the same 'verse, written by Allyndra, are NC17 and slash. The main pairing is Rodney/Xander. In the first story Rodney and Xander meet at a bar, have sex, and then you get to see the fun 'morning after' scene. In the second story they are both on Atlantis together. I love these stories so much because the voices are all dead on.



Chances Are
http://www.thecroff.com/viewstory.php?sid=165&PHPSESSID=6e05ef9a653adb2f7ef71f1791e35345

"Riley? Hey, it's Xander. No, no, it's not the end of the world." Rodney disagreed. "Um, you're the soldier-y expert. How bad would it be if I accidentally had sex with one of the scientists involved in all the world saving." Xander sighed and hunched his shoulders.

"No, I didn't *slip.* It wasn't that kind of accident," he said acidly. "I just didn't know who he was. Yes, I said 'he.'" He gave Rodney a helpless look, which was charming even if he was a spy.



The Cosmo Boy's Guide to Dating by Allyndra
http://www.thecroff.com/viewstory.php?sid=197&PHPSESSID=6e05ef9a653adb2f7ef71f1791e35345

Rodney stared at her disbelievingly. “My God, you’re completely insane. Didn’t they make you undergo a psychological evaluation before you got here? You could make an appointment with Dr. Heightmeyer. In fact, maybe you should do that right now, since her office is the place for crazy to happen and my room is not.” Willow opened her mouth, but Rodney held up a warning finger. “I don’t know if I care about him yet. That’s the whole point of this … dating thing. To find out if we could care about one another. I’m sorry if that doesn’t fit into your notions of what is owed to your friend, but normal people don’t just fall in love over a weekend of hot sex.”

So at the moment I am living at home, have been for a while now. I was saving up money and finally had enough to put a down payment on a house right before I was let go from my job. They fired a ton of people where I work. In any case while trying to get a new job it became obvious that I can't get job that pays what I want. I have less that 5 years experience in my field and no masters. I spoke to my parents once I figured out what was going on about going back to grad school. I asked to live at home while I went back to school full time to save money so I could pay for school with out taking a huge loan.

It is now obvious I was smoking something bad. I can barely be in the same room as my father with out him throwing a shit fit about something. Nothing I do is right. I'm looking for a part time job and filling out school applications for fall 2010, but there aren't alot of jobs out there... I stay in my room most of the time and try to stay out from under foot, but every conversation we have leads to him yelling at me. As the situation here keeps getting worse I've decided I don't care if it cost more, I'm going to live on campus. I think still speaking to my parents in two years is going to be worth the extra cost.

Not usually a big fan of het fic, but this was all around fun.  Great voice for Mal and Jayne and River. 

The Interview, by litgal
Rating: Adult
Summary: River decides she needs to pick a man for sexing
http://litgal.brinkster.net/Standalone/Interview.htm

hmm.  Over the weekend I was watching some season 1 Smallville eps with a friend who had never seen the show before, between changing disks he looks over at me and with all seriousness asks, "So when do they (Clark and Lex) start having sex?  I thought this show was on cable TV?"  I was laughing so hard I was doubled over.  Watching the show with him made me miss the more innocent days with Clark and Lex - I haven't seen more than one episode of the show in the last few years, not since they left HS at least.  With that in mind I went back to my old fic archive and found a few good stories to enjoy.  I hope that you like them as much as I did.

1. Paradigm Shift by Sally Bradstreet
http://www.smallville.slashdom.net/archive/20/paradigmshift.html 

Summary: What would happen if, on his Great American Road Trip, Xander Harris made it all the way to Smallville? This story aligns the summer after Xander's senior year (Buffy Season Three) with the summer after Clark's junior year.


2.Gotham Underground by Dana

http://smallville.slashdom.net/archive/24/gothamunderground.html

Summary: Lionel finds out just how special Clark is and threatens him; Lex offers protection. Special guest appearances by Bruce Wayne and his trusty manservant.

Please be aware that both stories are Slash, and NC-17.  If male/male pairings aren’t your thing, or if you are underage in what ever state you live in, don’t read.

I managed to catch the first episode of the Vampire Diaries last night when it reran.  Here's the thing - I love vampire stories, I really do.  It just creeps me out when television tells young girls that it's okay to get into a romantic relationship with an adult.  For god's sake, he's over 200 years old and she's 16 (and grieving the loss of her parents).  It pissed me off when they did that on Buffy ten years (or more) ago, and it's no better now that I'm older and *really* understand just how big of a power differential is inherent in that relationship.  The vampire really loves her, great - let him set himself up as big brother protector.  Or just love her from afar, till she's oh I don't know... in college?  I can't help but feel that these story lines put more pressure on young teen girls, and make excuses for predators.  What do you think?

So I was watching a video of the Torchwood panel my friend took at SDCC, and just for the record I am so jealous that I wasn't able to go, and I really enjoyed watching the boys.  John Barrowman can somehow manage to be funny, charming, entertaining, and crude all at the same time.  I've watched and enjoyed Dr. Who, but never got really *into* it before so I hadn't given Torchwood much of a chance.  After watching John at the convention I thought I had to give the show another change, and man am I happy I did.  I love it!    I went back and saw the first few eps in order then had to go over to itunes and buy seasons 1-3.  I just finished watching Season 1 in order and it made a huge difference.  (Time to give Dr. Who another chance also.  I think this time I'll do the same and pick it up from Season 1 ep 1)

Now, of course I have to go back to old work Barrowman's done and check some of that out.  Does anybody have (or know where I can find) the old TV show Titans (2000)?

I don't do fangirl, I really don't.... okay, over Patrick Stewart, but *sigh* I could fangirl over him...




and I know what you are thinking.. it's all about his looks.  Only it's not, that's just an added bonus!  He's sweet, and funny and kind, and talented.  He's just all around interesting...   

I’m one of those people who went into the new movie knowing that Spock/Kirk was the main pairing with the old series, but not really caring, as I didn’t expect to pair up anyone.  Then I saw the film and couldn’t help but see the chemistry between Kirk and McCoy.  I also really liked the way Spock and Uhura paired together, so I was totally fine with both the cannon pairing and my OTP both working out so nicely. 

For what ever it’s worth, I just cannot see Kirk and Spock together – then I went and read some Girl!spock/kirk, Still Waters, bymedie  and some Girl!kirk/spock  Personal Time by ciaan and I was sold.  The funny part is it works either way.  The strange part is I don’t usually read any het pairings at all, and now I have three in this ‘verse that will work for me. 

I want to thank jubee (</a></b></a>euterpeslullaby) for creating and allowing others (myself) to use her amazing mood themes.  I was only able to set them up with her help.  I am currently working on how to give her some sort of permanent credit, for now I hope this will do.

So thank you.

Hey guys,
I'm going to go see star trek in the theaters again this weekend.  I know the new movie pays homage to allot of the movies/shows that have come already...  The tribbles on Scotty's desk, and Admiral Archer's pet beagle being only two...  Can you guys help me put together a list of what to look for?

This is an older story I stumbled upon and I'm going to rec it now.  It's an SGA/ST:TOS crossover by Amireal.  The characters are all so true to cannon you'd think you are watching tv.  While at the same time they are more human, more three dimensional than the various tv shows will allow them to be. 

Where did all the physics go? by Amireal   (NC-17)
Summary: "But that's just not possible!" (McKay/Sheppard)
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=3803


"Of course," Kirk agreed, nodding slowly.
John winced and covered his contorted face, looking like he was torn between laughing and throwing up.
"What's the matter?" Rodney asked.
John waved his hand indistinctly. "Priceline flashback," he muttered.
Rodney choked back laughter. "Don't do that!"
Kirk furrowed his brow, starting to look worried. "Priceline?"
John, who had about almost composed himself, lost it again, burying his head in his arms. He muttered things about 'round trip tickets to Trek, shop and compare' and 'the one with the high heels'.


"Spock was on the other side of the room doing something mysterious to quantum physics. Rodney was really okay with not knowing the details. Because recently he'd started feeling like an overprotective babysitter to his favorite bits of Newtonian Physics, which was the sort of attitude he could do without.  He had enough completely out of place feelings as it was."

In the First-Time-For-Everything category I'm recc'ing a video.   While you wouldn’t expect the song to work, it so does here.   The vid shows clips from the movie, but it's no more spoilery than watching a commercial.   So no real warnings.

Title: sv_circus
Author: butterfly
http://www.imeem.com/butterflydm/video/AZMi-L2h/butterfly-svcircus-shortfilm-video/

In the NCIS Season 5:3 ep, Ex-file, the show starts off with everybody listening to different music their ipods.  Ziva is listening to something in Hebrew.  Any ideas of what it is?

I stole my dad's car today.  It's amazing but even shopping and going to the laundry can be fun when driving around town with the top down.

Okay, so I work with a few morons, one or two worse than the others.  My boss was talking to his new secretary the other day when we were all walking to lunch.  It was her birthday so he wishes her a good one and asks her how old she is.  She tells him she just turned 21 and asks how old he is.  Okay, a little odd - he is after all the boss - but not terrible.  He let's her know he just turned 33.  I swear she turns to him her eyes going anime and say, "wow! you are really old!"  Um - 1.Who says that to their boss? and 2. Bitch he's not that old!  

here's to hoping this works.

I came across this vid by chance, but thought I'd share it with all of you.  These kids amaze me.

As I can't figure out how I've embeded video's before here is the link for now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2WK44cH2J0

Had a pretty productive weekend.  The weather was nice so I spent yesterday cleaning my car from top to bottom.  Can't believe how much crap I was able to throw out.  It was also nice to find some books I thought I'd lost turn up in my trunk.  Hope you all had a good weekend.

Look I twitter....
(I think)

https://twitter.com/DvoraRose

Am I the only one amused that both Jared and Jensen are in horror movies this winter?  Jared in Jason, and Jensen in My Bloody Valentine.